Psychic Wayne Irish TV Phone calls

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Psychic Wayne
Why did he ever become a live tv psychic? he must have known he would be so bad at the job
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Psychic Wayne is almost the funniest show on Irish TV, if it was not such a pathetic and sad reflection of just how stupid some people are. The plus point is, even Ireland does not not fall en masse for Psychic Wayne.
Psychic Wayne just sits there waiting for phone calls, and waiting and waiting. Clearly not the level of phone calls Psychic Wayne expected from psychic crazed Ireland.
When Psychic Wayne eventually gets some poor fool (or Psychic Wayne stooge) on the phone, he struggles to keep a straight face

What is not so funny about Psychic Wayne.

Those small ads for other available psychics!
Like some villains line up, Wanted posters.
Have you seen this con man, what about this pervert, or this arsonist.
There is one psychic who looks like a insane Disney Witch addicted to her own poison brews.
Starella

The long lost daughter of a morlock and Jimmy Saville

Psychic Wayne true or false?
Does it even matter! Let's face it, even if Wayne really was psychic, which he clearly is not, what use would he be? Psychic Wayne is not exactly gifted in regular communication. Psychic Wayne is not likely to win any noble prize for public speaking.

Psychic Wayne the positive.
The man who finally killed the Irish obsession with con artist Psychics.

Sinead calls says she has just split up with her boyfriend! Asks Psychic Wayne is there chance of us ever getting back together?

Psychic Wayne deals a couple of cards, these are supposed to be Psychic Wayne's special cards.
Psychic Wayne says "Sinead you have tried everything possible, I feel this man is not happy in the relationship". Go find your true love Sinead.
Some more Pyschic Wayne waffle, where he is not actually saying anything at all specific, followed by Psychic Wayne telling /leading Sinead "You know what I'm talking about don't you Sinead"
Psychic Wayne then reads a random message from his Psychic box.

The only scene missing from this parody of humanity was.
Sinead saying "well actually Wayne you are wrong there, my boyfriend will not leave me, in fact I have him in the freezer right now, well most of him.

Psychic Wayne Irish TV Phone calls
Wayne pleased with himself looks down, at the running total for the night, Psychic Wayne smiles as he can see enough for a big mac and fries.

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