Carpet Billionaire Wileyboy Dosh thanks Irish for banks

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Mon May 20, 2013

Great news
The Carpet Bagger Multi Billionaire Wileyboy Dosh has said he really, O'really, O'reilly, wants to send the Hugh jest thanks to the Irish people, for voting in the likes of Albert Ahem and his running away mate Brian Cowardice, followed by the equally brilliant Lenda Penny & what ever that other man is called who Lenda is now in coalition with.

Turns out this really, O'really, O'reilly amazingly rich carpet bagging sales guy, was so genuinely impressed on his last visit to old Ireland.
Turns out Wileyboy Dosh bought loads and loads of Irish souvenirs. He wanted to take back so much of little old Ireland, he could not even lift his bags when he wanted to go home.
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Thankfully our national Leaders, from Albert Ahem and his running away mate Brian Cowardice, followed by the equally brilliant Lenda Penny & what ever that other chap who Lenda is now in coalition with and their finance boy Mihael Nooseman, sorted all that out for Wiley. They personally helped fill Wileys big bags and put them on a foreign flight away back to his Haven home.

"Without their help, I would never have got my carpet bags packed, as they were so full and heavy, it would have been impossible without their help to fill and lift my old carpet bags I like to use when touring the world."
Adding
"oh say thanks to those Irish for me will ya"

This act of Irish charitable kindness, of warmth of generosity, moved the old Multi Billionaire to tear$.
Wileyboy thinks the Irish are so nice, he particularly likes our soft and trusting nature. Our naivety is just so quaint and appealing.

On a more concerning and less happy note, state broadcaster RTE, the one the Irish public actually have to pay for! are reporting the following as good business news. Without questions or comment.

No not this old news from 2011
Irish bank Robbery. Largest ever Irish state bank robbery.

Nor this as this is current news
Boycott the Bank of Ireland

or this from feb 2013
AIB Bank state bank private share sale scam scheme - the next giveaway we have all paid for

I meant this
US billionaire Wilbur Ross has said he ranks his investment in Bank of Ireland as one of the best he has made.

The septugenarian took a 9.9% stake in the bank two years ago alongside a consortium of other US and Canadian investors.

In total the group bought just under 35% of Bank of Ireland, keeping it out of public ownership.

Asked in a Bloomberg TV interview what his "best bet" had been in recent years he said: "I think BOI is turning out to be a very good investment. The stock is up about 80% since we helped privatise it".

Mr Ross said he was confident the approach Bank of Ireland had taken to dealing with mortgage arrears was correct and had helped the bank deal with indebted borrowers more effectively than some of its peers.

"Bank of Ireland's been very successful at modifying the mortgages, changing payment schedule, capitalising arrears - things of that sort. 86% of the mortgages they've modified are maintaining themselves on a current basis in accordance with the new terms," he said.

REALITY OF 'HIS' PRIVATISED BANK OF OIRELAND

The company he founded, WL Ross, specialises in "turnarounds" - investing in companies which are in difficulty and reaping the benefits of helping them recover. Mr Ross said there were plenty of potential opportunities in recession-hit countries but that Ireland stood out as it was "a very unique economy".

"It's a high-tech economy...that differentiates it from most of the rest of Europe," he said.

"Ireland didn't need structural reform all it needed was to fill the hole that was left by the banking mess".

Mr Ross refers to sweeping up around the broken and poorest in society as 'opportunities'.
Beats working for a honest living I guess.

Ross thinks Ireland is unique! well if so, in context that is only because we have systems that actively encourage exceptionally greedy individuals to try and make hay on peoples backs.

Call me old fashioned, but personally, I will never understand how - Irish people getting poorer and many going without, including vulnerable children going without, while at the same time someone, foreign or not, someone already obscenely wealthy, makes even more money out of the pain and misery is to be seen as good, in any way what so ever!

How can that match up be progress, a fair or natural state of affairs. How does that match up?

I guess it is a bit of a mystery, but it just aint natural.

On the plus side, while Irish kids with special needs and their carers, and the most vulnerable in Irish society are having their funds cut back, because they are being told to pay for the corrupt banks. Wilbur's Mrs does get to impress society with better quality jewellery.
How sophisticated and attractive is that! The moral point I mean, not the very physically attractive couple.
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Unlike Prince (the singer, not the perverse parasite kind) who tried to pull her, by foolishly offering only love but no diamonds or pearls.
At least Wilbur can be totally confident knowing that him and the wife are a completely natural and logical match up.

The great looking couple appear to be so happy, in stark contrast to the sad miserable state of affairs for so many in Ireland.

The very obvious unnatural mismatch of Irish politics, where Irish kids with special needs and the poorest are told to go without, parents watch as their young are being forced to emigrate, while Wilbur makes even more money and politicians get hand outs that equate to several years wages for those who vote them in etc.., etc..

We can only hope they hand us some spare change in charity. Wilbur should let the multi billionaire Queen of the English know of his charity work, then he too can become another filthy rich person and noble knight for being so genuinely caring to the poor.
If he can get sir bob and bono to make a song he can convince even more poor fools, that the extremely wealthy, including the obscenely wealthy are doing it all, living it all for charity.
Feed the churls, let them know their ignorance
Feed the churls, let them know their naivety
actively encourages greedy parasites to make billions
while others go without.
Here's to you.

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