Rosaleenharkin good one

Sceala Clann Counsellor Location: Kent

I got this tonight. hahahhehe -- Rosaleenharkin very good one, you nearly got me biting. What is in the attachment? -- I dare not look.

Copy of email.
Dear Mr Doogan,
Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Scottish Office of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of £47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Scottish pounds) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Scotland Apox Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Scottish National Petroleum Corporation. If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers — for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Jock Harkin
Chairman

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