Reminds me of the famous Irish rugby legend Willie John McBrides reply to a complaining South African hotel manager mightily pished at the noise and mayhem being made by the touring team in the small hours.
McBride who was in bed was awoken by a phone in the wee hours; The hotel manager said he had better come down and sort the madness out.
According to eye witness statements the hotel manager was throwing a real tantrum and thought himself an upper hand
McBride appeared in his pyjamas smoking his pipe and asked calmly what the fuss was about.
"If ye do not get them to shut up, I am calling the police"
Willie John McBride
sucked on his pipe for a few seconds and said
"How many will there be"